(DISCLAIMER: This is simply a parody, and it's not a real book, though I think many of you wish it was! XD
Ever wondered how Russell "TwiDash-Hiishirikuu" Ramirez got inspired to to do best-selling stories like "A Twi and Dashie" show? Or racy clopfics like "One Night With Twilight"? Or how Yura "NightMareMoonS" Yakubovich does such amazing TwiDash artwork? Then look no further than TwiDash for dummies! A reference guide written FOR TwiDash fans BY TwiDash fans!
Learn the basics of writing TwiDash shipfics, key elements of writing and other nifty plot points like the proper implementation of the 'Dashie feather' meme, popularized by "Building Bridges" by Cloudy Skies.
All this and much, much more!